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  • ABM
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    edited December 2021 #332

    I would kindly refer the correspondents to the  post I used to start this whole terrible mistake of a Topic Sniffle sniffle sob.

    At least My Windsor knot held up ok for the whole day  smile

  • Extugger
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    edited December 2021 #333

    Why is it that our so-called batsmen (of which we currently have one, maybe two) can play proper crikkit shots one day, return the following day and proceed to 'perform' like they've never played Test Match crikkit?

    It's so frustrating, but not nearly as much as paying a subsciption to Sky and tuning in to find it's not even being broadcast! Some phone company has the rights! Grrrrrrr! Having to tune in to Tinternet wireless and watching snippets of clips was not what I signed up for. I may have to go upstairs for a review. frown

  • ABM
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    edited December 2021 #334

    It is all turning into another car crash of a series, XT  yell.

     

    Ooops , perhaps I should not have used quite that phrase, especially before the Grand Prix takes place & the title is decided  embarassed.

  • Extugger
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    edited December 2021 #335

    Ahem! Car crash indeed!

    I wonder if Frank Williams is resting peacefully, or indeed, if he was a crikkit fan? His racing team certainly spoiled Lewis Hamilton's chances of becoming world champion so maybe he could put the mokkers on the Aussies?!

  • ABM
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    edited December 2021 #336

    Yet another shambles of a squad sent over seas to make fools of themselves.

    No further comments likely to be forth coming.

     

  • papgeno
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    edited December 2021 #337

    I’ve thought of a way we can keep some ashes. Put the entire squad,s return tickets into an ashtray and burn them, then make the useless beggars work their passage back home on a banana boat or similar

    Two words sum up the lot of them. Absolutely and Pathetic. They are an embarrassment and a disgrace. They should set off home now and give the Aussies the series because they’re not going to win any of the remaining three matches are they?

    They seem to think that because they’re middling at the  crash bang wallop form of the game they can play the five day game. They’re deluded they aren’t capable of taking a match to five days are they?

    Now I need to go and lie down in a darkened room 

  • ABM
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    edited December 2021 #338

    Oh, sorry Roger ~~ I think I might have stepped on you when I was wakened  & went to the loo embarassed

  • papgeno
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    edited December 2021 #339

    😂😂

  • ABM
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    edited December 2021 #340

    Sad Days in Australia ~~  at least the TMS team is not being inflicted on the Crikit World nor on us today due to Covid rules and regulations !

    Great pity they allowed the teams in though frown

  • ABM
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    edited December 2021 #341

    And I reckon Captain Root wished they had not allowed him in either !   embarassed

     

  • ABM
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    edited December 2021 #342

    And a Merry Christmas to all Down Under { NOT !! }

    The Tail end tried grinding out a draw but to no avail alas -- hate to say this but I really do hope that Covid Protocols blank out the rest of this Ashes Tour, I am not sure if I can face three (3) more matches like this last one.

  • papgeno
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    edited December 2021 #343

    Well at least they made into the fifth day, possibly because the Aussies failed to enforce the follow-on

  • ABM
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    edited December 2021 #344

    I would not say the Aussies 'Failed' to enforce the follow-on, Roger ~~ I think it was just part of their grand plan to grind our aging bowlers into the ground as much as they could.

  • papgeno
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    edited December 2021 #345

    That’s certainly true and it was possibly also to give their bowlers a bit of a rest. Do we still call them bowlers now that we’re calling batsmen batters. And did you notice that in Oz the lunch break is now the dinner break . Whatever next.

    I’ve just read that it’s  likely that Burns and Pope will be dropped for the next test, however the fact they’re looking to bring Crawley back doesn’t fill one with confidence. Bairstow for Pope isn’t too bad I suppose.

  • ABM
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    edited December 2021 #346

    Ah yes,  Hokey Cokey Bairstow  --  In out in out and shake him all about !

    Poor lad probably won't know if it's Christmas or Easter or his sixth Birthday !

    I still think he is the second best wicket keeper we have  ~~ the first being Ben Woakes !

  • papgeno
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    edited December 2021 #347

    Yep he’s certainly inconsistent and probably a better batter in the short format matches these days but he’s certainly no worse than Pope whereas I’m not sure that poor old Crawley is an improvement on Burns.

    We shall see on Boxing Day.

  • ABM
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    edited December 2021 #348

    Just heard the news that Ray Illingworth has died, aged 89.

     A Right, blunt Character  oh sorry that's just another way of saying a Yorkshire  man and pride to be such !

  • papgeno
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    edited December 2021 #349

    Sad news indeed. It was recently reported in the paper that he was ill, and having seen his wife suffer from cancer before her death, he was in support of assisted dying.

    He was a really good spin bowler and captain. I couldn’t understand why he left Yorkshire and went to Leicestershire as he did, but knowing how Yorkshire operate there’s sure to be a back story.

    RIP Ray Illingworth

    I see the numpties playing down under have yet again shown how brittle their batting is.

    That’s goodbye to the series and now all they have to play for is to prevent a whitewash.The chances of that are, I’m afraid, slim to say the least.

  • trellis
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    edited December 2021 #350

    England's finest ?......Words fail me .

  • ABM
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    edited December 2021 #351

    And their Batting has failed ALL of us  Growl snarl  { I only use such terms so that my membership does not get cancelled !!}

  • byron
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    edited December 2021 #352

    I believe Yorks would not offer the contract he asked for and was snapped up by Leics

  • papgeno
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    edited December 2021 #353

    Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse.

  • trellis
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    edited December 2021 #354

    Does anyone know what time the slow boat to China leaves Australia , as I can think of a bunch of useless bu###rs who should be on it 😢.

  • Extugger
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    edited December 2021 #355

    Oh Gawd, how embarrassing 😳😩

    At least now they stand a chance of winning ‘team of the year’ on SPOTY #losers

  • ABM
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    edited December 2021 #356

    I am not in the least embarrassed by the performances in Australia, Jonray !!  I have been well aware of the total incompetence of the crikit Authorities in these islands, and have been posting away on the strength of my knowledge , alas, for three years or more.

    I am, now, waiting to see :_

             A)  if the team changes will be as before, 2 batsmen (!) and three bowlers.

             B)  if the Australian Cricket Authorities allow England & Wales cricketers to remain in their Southern fiefdom despite having proven themselves to be total incompetents trading on their betters reputations,  dodgy as some of those have been !

             C)   if the international organisers demote E & W to the level that their cricket performances deserve.  { Notice carefully that I say  "Their Performances "  not the level that many years of organising World Cricket has given them to believe they merit  }

     

  • Extugger
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    edited December 2021 #357

    Brian, I couldn't agree more and hope t'authorities on t'other side of planet boot us out, if only t'save the inevitable whitewashing!

    Agree with UTTRog's comments and sentiments earlier (26/12) 

  • ABM
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    edited December 2021 #358

    The final comment from Brian !!

     

    Apparently there was a quickly arranged, VOLUNTARY, training session for England this morning.  Not sure if it was attended by EIGHT (8)  or  TEN (10) of England's finest .

    I hope that the idea of training this morning {  Antipodean Time } was proposed by the players, not management,  and that any fit but absent player has his full Touring Fees cancelled/reclaimed/ blocked  forthwith !!

  • papgeno
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    edited December 2021 #359

    I’ve changed my mind. I don’t want the b****rs working their passage back. Let the Aussies keep them. They must be useful for summat like sweeping the streets or sewing mailbags.

     

  • ABM
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    edited January 2022 #360

    I don't expect to see any improvement what-so-ever in the standard of cricket in the short to medium term !  I treated myself to a couple or so of different papers today ~~  all of them proposed improvements/changes to the cricket organisations responsible for red / pink / white ball games. The only consensus was to sack the whole of the management, including the tea ladies, and starting again BUT, alas, from very different points  and using the same bods but in different contexts  yell  frown  YEUK !!.

  • papgeno
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    edited January 2022 #361

    At last a batsman with a backbone, although the rest of them, Stokes excepted, are a sorry lot.