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    cyberyacht
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    edited December 2016 in Fun & Trivia #1

    Something a little more cerebral than alphabetical lists.

    Brassiere - used by night watchmen to warm their hands.

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    • mickysf
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      edited December 2016 #2

      Something a little more cerebral than alphabetical lists.

      Brassiere - used by night watchmen to warm their hands.

      Are pacific examples aloud?Wink

    • NIMROD
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      edited December 2016 #3

      For all intensive purposes?

    • cyberyacht
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      edited December 2016 #4

      We could do with some ladies input to this thread in the interests of female eradication.

    • NIMROD
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      edited December 2016 #5

      YC an excellent digestion!

    • volvoman9
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      edited December 2016 #6

      Flying saucers are just an optical conclusion Happy

    • mickysf
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      edited December 2016 #7

      In awkward situations one has to act with circumcision!Embarassed

    • briantimber
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      edited December 2016 #8

      Do you comprehended a burglar or just let him beInnocent

    • volvoman9
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      edited December 2016 #9

      He was makeing a mountain out of a moleskin Happy (the bradshaws)

    • JCB4X4
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      edited December 2016 #10

      He was driven by an Interior Motive.

    • JCB4X4
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      edited December 2016 #11

      The room was decorated with an Ulterior Motif.

    • brue
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      edited December 2016 #12

      People who drink decapitated coffee.

    • mickysf
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      edited December 2016 #13

      People who drink decapitated coffee.

      or expresso

    • brue
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      edited December 2016 #14

      From the same "sauce"...people who drink themselves into Bolivia.

    • JCB4X4
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      edited December 2016 #15

      At the time in question, the Secretary General of the U.N. was Coffee Annan.

    • JCB4X4
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      edited December 2016 #16

      People who drink decapitated coffee.

      or expresso

      sweetened with Corrugated Sugar.

    • cyberyacht
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      edited December 2016 #17

      Accompanied by a digested  biscuit

    • JCB4X4
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      edited December 2016 #18

      Accompanied by a digested  biscuit

      Surely you mean Suggestive Biscuit?  

       

    • NIMROD
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      edited December 2016 #19

      Overcome with emulsion am I.

       

    • bandgirl
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      edited December 2016 #20

      I knew a lady that had a hystericalectomy....

    • robsail
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      edited December 2016 #21

      Strawberry great and sympathetic cream?

    • brue
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      edited December 2016 #22

      Never misunderestimate anything.....

    • volvoman9
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      edited December 2016 #23

      The worlds your lobster Happy

    • SteveL
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      edited December 2016 #24

      it's late, time to go, so au reservoir.........

    • JCB4X4
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      edited December 2016 #25

      “… ladies & gentlemen, to speak to us to-night about his latest book ‘Proof there is Life after Death’ please welcome to the podium our Extinguished Guest … “

    • NIMROD
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      edited December 2016 #26

      The comedian,s routine contained many double entries

    • papgeno
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      edited December 2016 #27

      Ipso fatso

    • cyberyacht
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      edited December 2016 #28

      Was that the diabetic who caught the train at St Pancreas?

    • mickysf
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      edited December 2016 #29

      Good intent

      But far better in a caravan, motorised or otherwise!Wink

    • cyberyacht
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      edited December 2016 #30

      I think your satnav's playing up. Try
      here      .

    • papgeno
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      edited December 2016 #31

      Was that the diabetic who caught the train at St Pancreas?

      Write your comments here...

      Serpently not

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