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cyberyacht
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edited December 2016 in Fun & Trivia #1

Something a little more cerebral than alphabetical lists.

Brassiere - used by night watchmen to warm their hands.

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  • mickysf
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    edited December 2016 #2

    Something a little more cerebral than alphabetical lists.

    Brassiere - used by night watchmen to warm their hands.

    Are pacific examples aloud?Wink

  • NIMROD
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    edited December 2016 #3

    For all intensive purposes?

  • cyberyacht
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    edited December 2016 #4

    We could do with some ladies input to this thread in the interests of female eradication.

  • NIMROD
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    edited December 2016 #5

    YC an excellent digestion!

  • volvoman9
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    edited December 2016 #6

    Flying saucers are just an optical conclusion Happy

  • mickysf
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    edited December 2016 #7

    In awkward situations one has to act with circumcision!Embarassed

  • briantimber
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    edited December 2016 #8

    Do you comprehended a burglar or just let him beInnocent

  • volvoman9
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    edited December 2016 #9

    He was makeing a mountain out of a moleskin Happy (the bradshaws)

  • JCB4X4
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    edited December 2016 #10

    He was driven by an Interior Motive.

  • JCB4X4
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    edited December 2016 #11

    The room was decorated with an Ulterior Motif.

  • brue
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    edited December 2016 #12

    People who drink decapitated coffee.

  • mickysf
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    edited December 2016 #13

    People who drink decapitated coffee.

    or expresso

  • brue
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    edited December 2016 #14

    From the same "sauce"...people who drink themselves into Bolivia.

  • JCB4X4
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    edited December 2016 #15

    At the time in question, the Secretary General of the U.N. was Coffee Annan.

  • JCB4X4
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    edited December 2016 #16

    People who drink decapitated coffee.

    or expresso

    sweetened with Corrugated Sugar.

  • cyberyacht
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    edited December 2016 #17

    Accompanied by a digested  biscuit

  • JCB4X4
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    edited December 2016 #18

    Accompanied by a digested  biscuit

    Surely you mean Suggestive Biscuit?  

     

  • NIMROD
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    edited December 2016 #19

    Overcome with emulsion am I.

     

  • bandgirl
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    edited December 2016 #20

    I knew a lady that had a hystericalectomy....

  • robsail
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    edited December 2016 #21

    Strawberry great and sympathetic cream?

  • brue
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    edited December 2016 #22

    Never misunderestimate anything.....

  • volvoman9
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    edited December 2016 #23

    The worlds your lobster Happy

  • SteveL
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    edited December 2016 #24

    it's late, time to go, so au reservoir.........

  • JCB4X4
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    edited December 2016 #25

    “… ladies & gentlemen, to speak to us to-night about his latest book ‘Proof there is Life after Death’ please welcome to the podium our Extinguished Guest … “

  • NIMROD
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    edited December 2016 #26

    The comedian,s routine contained many double entries

  • papgeno
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    edited December 2016 #27

    Ipso fatso

  • cyberyacht
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    edited December 2016 #28

    Was that the diabetic who caught the train at St Pancreas?

  • mickysf
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    edited December 2016 #29

    Good intent

    But far better in a caravan, motorised or otherwise!Wink

  • cyberyacht
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    edited December 2016 #30

    I think your satnav's playing up. Try
    here    .

  • papgeno
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    edited December 2016 #31

    Was that the diabetic who caught the train at St Pancreas?

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