Malaprop Definitions

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  • brue
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    edited December 2016 #32

    A wolf in cheap clothing....Wink

  • SteveL
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    edited December 2016 #33

    I think your satnav's playing up. Try
    here    .

      very funny, anagrams are hardly malaprop. For a start some thought has gone in them, rather than just being accidental as malaprops. usually are. Rearranged words, not replaced, is that a malaprop?

    think CT has malapropitus as it's just tried changing my first word from ' very' to 'dry'

  • JCB4X4
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    edited December 2016 #34

    Braziers – warm supportive female under garments.

  • brue
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    edited December 2016 #35

    I think your satnav's playing up. Try
    here    .

      very funny, anagrams are hardly malaprop. For a start some thought has gone in them, rather than just being accidental as malaprops. usually are. Rearranged words, not replaced, is that a malaprop?

    think CT has malapropitus as it's just tried changing my first word from ' very' to 'dry'

    Predictive text is the ideal vehicle for malapropisms.Happy

  • papgeno
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    edited December 2016 #36

    Snake and pigmy pie or Kate and Sydney pie if you prefer 

  • mickysf
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    edited December 2016 #37

    I think your satnav's playing up. Try here.

      very funny, anagrams are hardly malaprop. For a start some thought has gone in them, rather than just being accidental as malaprops. usually are. Rearranged words, not replaced, is that a malaprop?

    think CT has malapropitus as it's just tried changing my first word from ' very' to 'dry'

    Isn't a daffynition a malaprop by another name? I'm Happy

  • NIMROD
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    edited December 2016 #38

    The multi-tool is useful for nefarious purposes ( probably true)

  • papgeno
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    edited December 2016 #39

    Superficial to requirements

  • mickysf
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    edited December 2016 #40

    Having lost his many years ago the dentist gave him apéritif.Sealed

  • cyberyacht
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    edited December 2016 #41

    There is lots of hysterical evidence of Roman occupation.

  • mickysf
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    edited December 2016 #42

    The house was obviously suffering from subsequence!

  • NIMROD
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    edited December 2016 #43

    The accused claimed the incident was due to a temporary period of insanitary on their part.

  • JCB4X4
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    edited December 2016 #44

    The disc is available in Blu-ray and HIV.

  • NIMROD
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    edited December 2016 #45

    Weather predicted to be frog and frost.

  • cyberyacht
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    edited December 2016 #46

    Is that only in leap years?

  • brue
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    edited December 2016 #47

    For those with a weekend immune system.......

  • cyberyacht
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    edited December 2016 #48

    What you need is a description from the doctor.

  • bandgirl
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    edited December 2016 #49

    Yes, I defiantly need to see the doctor, CY (I think "defiantly" instead of "definitely" might be a result of predictive text because it crops up regularly).

  • NIMROD
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    edited December 2016 #50

    Rome is believed to be the infernal city

  • papgeno
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    edited December 2016 #51

    The Infernal Revenue

  • mickysf
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    edited December 2016 #52

    The body was discovered in the fecal position.

  • SteveL
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    edited January 2017 #53

    Has anyone made a new year revolution?

  • papgeno
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    edited January 2017 #54

    I had semi-skilled milk in my tea this morning

  • papgeno
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    edited January 2017 #55

    I knew a lady who had trouble with her legs she had very close veins.

  • papgeno
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    edited January 2017 #56

    The yeti, the abdominal snowman.

  • papgeno
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    edited January 2017 #57

    The yeti, the abdominal snowman.

  • Oldgirl and Staffy
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    edited January 2017 #58

    Cyber - why you want more women involved is beyond my apprehension...

     

  • scoutman
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    edited January 2017 #59

    Elaine Paige just broadcast ' Any Get  Your Gun' 

  • Spriddler
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    edited January 2017 #60

    My late elderly and slightly deaf aunt used to keep us in fits.

    Taking her to visit her friend who had had a stroke she told me "The doctor said she has had a terrible haemorrhage".

    She enjoyed a night crossing on the 'cross flannel cherry' by getting some sleep in a courgette.

    She was relieved that her flu inoculation was done without using a hyperdeemic nerdle.

     

  • papgeno
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    edited January 2017 #61

    Cross flannel cherry is a lovely example of a spoonerism. That could spawn a whole new thread🤔

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