Three Quarter Length Shorts

IanH
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edited August 2016 in General Chat #1

Inspired by another thread......

Can anyone explain what these things are about?

These are the garment that are halfway between shorts and trousers. They are like trousers, but end halfway between knee and ankle.......like trousers that have badly shrunk.

Do the wearers hope to get a tan on the lower few inches of their legs? Could they not make their mind up between trousers and shorts that day??

MrsH and I refer to them as "Dork-shorts".......because the wearer looks such a dork.

Can anyone explain them? Does anyone admit to wearing them??

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  • huskydog
    huskydog Club Member Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    edited August 2016 #2

    I am sitting here wearing shorts ,but they finish above my knees , but perhaps I've only got three quarter length legs Cool

  • Pippah45
    Pippah45 Forum Participant Posts: 2,452
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    edited August 2016 #3

    If you have legs as old as mine "long shorts" cover the "patchy" bits yet keep my lower legs aired and cool! 

  • Tammygirl
    Tammygirl Club Member Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭
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    edited August 2016 #4

    IanH, the proper term is Crop's and yes I do wear them, being fairly tall mine come a little below the knee not halfway down the leg. I love my shorts and wear them when its nice and hot, but there are times and places that crop's are more appropriate, I
    don't do skirts and rarely wear dresses.Wink

  • MrRoute
    MrRoute Forum Participant Posts: 141
    edited August 2016 #5

    I have shorts for swimming shorts for walking shorts for posing and shorts below the knee with lots of pockets for hiking, but I Don, t have any speedo,'s how about you Ian

     

     

  • IanH
    IanH Forum Participant Posts: 4,708
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    edited August 2016 #6

    I should qualify my original post.......I am talking here about men wearing such things.

    Women are excused, as Capris pants etc. are very attractive on women......

  • Tammygirl
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    edited August 2016 #7

    I should qualify my original post.......I am talking here about men wearing such things.

    Women are excused, as Capris pants etc. are very attractive on women......

    In that case OH agrees with you Laughing 

  • IanH
    IanH Forum Participant Posts: 4,708
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    edited August 2016 #8

    I have shorts for swimming shorts for walking shorts for posing and shorts below the knee with lots of pockets for hiking, but I Don, t have any speedo,'s how about you Ian

     

     

    No speedos for me, MrRoute (perish the thought!)........but I do look pretty damn good in lycra shorts! Wink

  • redface
    redface Forum Participant Posts: 1,701
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    edited August 2016 #9

    Shorts  - lovely - the shorter the better from my point of view. I've got short legs and I have spent last 4 yrs or so trying to get shorts that are short enough!

    Bermudas are OK in Bermuda but in the UK I want a tan line that is 6 inches above my knee caps.

  • neveramsure
    neveramsure Forum Participant Posts: 712
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    edited August 2016 #10

    If you have legs as old as mine "long shorts" cover the "patchy" bits yet keep my lower legs aired and cool! 

     

    +1, they are also good when doing the gardening on a hot day.Laughing

     Maybe if we were lucky enough to have your shapely legs, we would not need them Ian.Laughing

  • Pippah45
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    edited August 2016 #11

    Right Never!  But I see I am excused comment being female!  I used to wear Hot Pants with pride - but Mutton dressed as Lamb doesn't do for me these days
    Wink

  • cyberyacht
    cyberyacht Forum Participant Posts: 10,218
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    edited August 2016 #12

    They are cooler than cargo trousers yet still have room for additional pockets. One can also paddle without the labour of rolling up one's trousers which look even more naff, particularly with knotted hanky accessories.

  • nelliethehooker
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    edited August 2016 #13

    I wear shorts from as early in the year as I can, usually a week or two before Easter and won't wear a pair of full trousers till sometime in November, when it starts to cool down a bit. I too have a few pairs of crops for when I feel like dressing up.Laughing

  • Pliers
    Pliers Forum Participant Posts: 1,864
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    edited August 2016 #14

    Wear what you want, does it matter?

  • eyebrowsb
    eyebrowsb Forum Participant Posts: 554
    edited August 2016 #15

    Three quarter length only work on tall, young men Cool  As OH is neither tall or young .... Sealed Laughing

     

  • Rubytuesday
    Rubytuesday Forum Participant Posts: 952
    edited August 2016 #16

    Unsightly fashion, think they are what skate boarders wear started in the USA ,

    most are young men /boys but many oldies now wearing them and look absolutely ridiculous and even worse when they wear them with socks and crocs Yell

  • MrRoute
    MrRoute Forum Participant Posts: 141
    edited August 2016 #17

    Hot pants  coor those were the day's

  • JillwithaJay
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    edited August 2016 #18

    My OH wouldn't be seen in public in shorts.  It's hard enough to get him to wear them in the garden at home.  He doesn't like being sockless either. 

    It takes all sorts. Happy

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  • brue
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    edited August 2016 #19

    Sounds familiar Jill, although it's now so warm that my OH has relented but the socks are still in place....Wink

  • BeveleyCole1
    BeveleyCole1 Forum Participant Posts: 11
    edited August 2016 #20

    My husband wears his shorts as often as he can ( never 3 quarter length though) he thinks his legs are his best asset and puts them on show as often as possible. Such a poser!

    But I must admit they are looking good even at 55.

  • Rubytuesday
    Rubytuesday Forum Participant Posts: 952
    edited August 2016 #21

    Well my hubby is very rarely out of them, (I often think when he was a lad he wanted to be a postman Surprised

  • Riba
    Riba Forum Participant Posts: 70
    edited August 2016 #22

    All my shorts are 3/4 length (just below the knee), it gives you extra Pockets when hiking and protects your knees if you need to kneel down

    What I find odd is the men who break out thier nylon micro running shorts they wore back in the 70s at university whenever the sun comes out, usually accompanied with sandals and socks and a white sun hat with a zip pocket on the side

  • Metheven
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    edited August 2016 #23

    Shorts above the knee on most 'elderly' men is worse than acid reflux, let's face it legs and bum are not the best asset when getting on a bit. Saggy bum and spindly legs really need to be covered up fast, and whether that be by normal length trousers or
    cropped ones, it doesn't matter but cropped ones allow better air circulation on hot days.

    I wear below the knee cropped, but look good in anything Cool

  • eyebrowsb
    eyebrowsb Forum Participant Posts: 554
    edited August 2016 #24

    Sorry Dave, but I completely disagree Frown  Older men wearing cropped trousers just look like over grown school boys with shorts that are too
    long Laughing  Not a good look ....

    Shorts just slightly above the knee are far more flattering on men of any age Smile

  • Jennyontour
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    edited August 2016 #25

    Idon't think they look like 'dork shorts'.  Shorts are above the knee . . .  as Tammygirl said they are called Crops (shorter trousers).  These look good on taller men as shorts can often look too short!  Men with skinny legs also look better in crops as
    there is not so much leg 'hanging' out on show!!!  hee hee  HappyTongue OutCool

     

  • taffyY
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    edited August 2016 #26

    Remember The Bay City Rollers??    Laughing   

  • eyebrowsb
    eyebrowsb Forum Participant Posts: 554
    edited August 2016 #27

    Remember The Bay City Rollers??    Laughing   

    Oh yes Laughing  ....... but they were young and they wore stripey socks Sticking Tongue Out

  • Metheven
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    edited August 2016 #28

    Sorry Dave, but I completely disagree Frown  Older men wearing cropped trousers just look like over grown school boys with shorts that are too long Laughing  Not a good look ....

    Shorts just slightly above the knee are far more flattering on men of any age Smile

    That's alright 'lynnruby' I guess you won't be admiring me if I walk past then Sad Sometimes I really get with it and convert the 'crops' into full length but the waist line gets a bit cheeky then Laughing

  • eyebrowsb
    eyebrowsb Forum Participant Posts: 554
    edited August 2016 #29

    Idon't think they look like 'dork shorts'.  Shorts are above the knee . . .  as Tammygirl said they are called Crops (shorter trousers).  These look good on taller men as shorts can often look too short!  Men with skinny legs also look better in crops as
    there is not so much leg 'hanging' out on show!!!  hee hee  HappyTongue OutCool

     

    Brilliant Jenny Laughing  "Dork shorts" is a very good description! As I said earlier, they can only look good on tall, young men Wink

    My son is tall (6'3") and just 30 years old, and even he is starting to look a bit silly wearing these things Surprised

  • eyebrowsb
    eyebrowsb Forum Participant Posts: 554
    edited August 2016 #30

    Sorry Dave, but I completely disagree Frown  Older men wearing cropped trousers just look like over grown school boys with shorts that are too
    long Laughing  Not a good look ....

    Shorts just slightly above the knee are far more flattering on men of any age Smile

    That's alright 'lynnruby' I guess you won't be admiring me if I walk past then
    Sad Sometimes I really get with it and convert the 'crops' into full length but the waist line gets a bit cheeky then
    Laughing

    Cool Laughing

  • Navigateur
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    edited August 2016 #31

    "Dork" seems apt - we call them "clown pants" as such things were at one time only seen in the circus.  These "almost trousers" are actually uncomfortable to wear as the hem line chaffs against the knee.  Shorts are meant to be, well, SHORT!