From an e-mail received today chez A B M :-- The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those items not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.…
A little puzzler I've used on my quiz nights. All these are clues to place names in the UK. For example - "all breakfast still on your plate" would be Nuneaton - (get it?) Just for a bit of fun so don't put your answers on here to give everyone a chance. I'll put them on at the weekend (if I remember! ) 1. What DickTurpin…
I couldn't be bothered going far enough back to find this thread so here's one I saw on Facebook the other day. Paddy and Murphy were looking at stones in and around the churchyard. Wow said Paddy this guy here was 152. What was he called said Murphy. Miles from London said Paddy.
These are difficult times and I'm sure we all want to 'emerge' relatively unscathed but we can still dream. Surely that's a healthy and positive mindset to hold on to. So, with this in mind, where would you love to be today. Just to make this dream a little more interesting let's post our virtual holiday locations as as a…
For those who like WORDS - some chuckles! 1. The meaning of opaque is unclear. 2. I wasn't going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind. 3. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. 4. A man tried to assault me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy! 5. I'm reading a book about…
If it's a free country, why am I paying tax?
A French waiter asked me if I'd like to try the 'tart au citron'. I said I wasn't interested in a liaison in the back of a C3 Picasso. I had great difficulty trying to explain to a German that "you can't make an umlaut without breaking eggs."
I got the error page when I tried to post so it looks as if the thing crashed. I'll continue here:- S = sweet and sour to go with R = rice
here goes asthma
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