Church Bulletins
From an e-mail received today chez A B M
:-- The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those items not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will notb pass this way again' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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for those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday, there will be try outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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At the evening service tonight the sermon will be "What is Hell " Come early and listen toour choir practice.
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The church will host an evening of Fine Dining, Super Entertainment and Gracious Hostility.
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Potluck Supper on Sunday at 5:00 pm -- Prayer and Medication to follow
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Reminds me of that old Donald McGill seaside postcard -
two vicars watch a gorgeous young female in a skimpy swimsuit walk past.
Horace says "I say Cuthbert hasn't that young lady got lovely legs".
"Now, now", says Cuthbert, "your mind should be on higher things!"
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The sermon this morning : Jesus walks on water
The sermon this evening : Searching for Jesus
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Don't let worry kill you off -- let the Church help
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married today. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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Eight new Choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoons.
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This evening at 7:00 pm there will be hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and be prepared to sin.
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The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday
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The Eighth Graders will be presenting Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' in the Church basement Friday at 7:00 pm. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7:00 pm on Wednesday. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister Unveiled the church's new campaign slogan on Sunday :-- " I upped my pledge -- Up Yours"
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