What rules would you change???
In the light of the moans I have read on CT over the time I have followed it I thought it may be time for members to re write the CC site rules and terms and conditions of use.
Over to you.
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Those that don't pick up after their dogs should be made to pitch in the dog walk area...
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In order to slow some of the muppets down make the partner get out and walk by the side of the vehicle while on site, they might just understand what 5mph means.
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More fluid arrival and departure times on sites with easy access.
"Took the words right out of my mouth"
I won't do the next line from the meatloaf song
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Cc tie to be worn with jacket at dinner time. Lights out ten o'clock after wardens have issued daily ration of rum. Rise at six ready for wardens inspection at six thirty and at nine we can watch the floggings for any that have broken the code of conduct
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First thing in the morning A Gladys Pugh type will wake the site with Good Morning Campers over the tannoy.
The Warden staff will inspect the cupboards in all the vans for colour co-ordinated knickers. while the owners stand outside in their nightwear.
During the day everybody has to dress up in silly costumes and sing Ging Gang Goolie. before standing to attention listening to boring speeches. Prizes will.be handed out at that time.
A tea dance will be organised in the evening and attendance will be mandatory.
That should make a stay at a CC site enjoyable.
Or am I getting confused again? Happens a lot to retirees.
K
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The rule that lets wardens let people on early......and ignore children playing football near the vans.
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the rule that has HS pitches contructed so they are not level
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All interesting posts folks.. its good for us to get feedback (serious, funny or however it comes) from the very people using our sites.
I'll make sure management get some idea of how our Rules are perceived.
Thanks :-) Helen
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It won't happen, but I would make potential new members undertake a few suitability tests:
Responsible parenting skills test
Responsible dog ownership test
common sense recognition test
polite and friendly test
(to be repeated at bi annual periods, membership withdrawn upon failure!)
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The compulsory flying of flags!
(Extra points awarded for flag poles in excess of 5 metres high)
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It won't happen, but I would make potential new members undertake a few suitability tests:
Responsible parenting skills test
Responsible dog ownership test
common sense recognition test
polite and friendly test
(to be repeated at bi annual periods, membership withdrawn upon failure!)
I would fail the first test ( don't have kids), but the last test i would pass with flying colours
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Pegs ahould be cemented into the ground at regular intervals to suit awnings for hard standing.
Would be near on impossible given the size difference in awnings and vans, plus also whether people choose to go nose in or out. Then there is the trip hazard presented by unused pegs...
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Rule 16 which seems to state " the previous 15 rules do not apply to me, even though i agree to them as a member" needs to be removed.
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... and what about that pesky pitch peg. Never understood the obsession with that. Why does it matter how the van/awning/car is placed as long as the fire spacing is maintained. This rule makes CC sites so uniform and boring in appearance compared to, say, France
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chrisn7 - it does at least cater for the worst case - think if the unit to your left parked as close to you as possible and so did the unit to your right it would (on many sites, i agree not all) be impossible for you to pitch and keep the fire spacing between
your car / awning and those units. Also its ok for folk like yourself that recognise the need BUT novices and those that just never wise up do not. It has been discussed so much and a better solution acceptable to all never seems to emerge..0 -
i would like to get rid of the arrival time rule and people could come and go when it was best for them. also the toilet block closed for 2 hours rule
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I would like the Arrival Time Rule to be totally abolished and then, on successfully booking you are given a personal arrival time, to be Strictly Observed !! Any lapses would mean dispatch to the end of the days Bookings !! The Toilet Cleaning Times should be relaxed after the provision of a small, Unisex, Chargable, Block, complete with a retired Wardens Great Granny seated just inside ( out of the cold & wet ) with a collecting box which will only accept folding money !!
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