Alphabetical maladies

C  --  Chesty Cough  -- it's that time of year again 

E  ==  Erratic  Heartbeat

G --  Gold Rush Fever 

I Ingrown toenail .   Ouch !!

K Knee pain/joint replacements !!.

M Malaise - that should cover everything.

O -- Opioid Abuse

Q == Queriable Bruises

Summer Colds

U = Upper Respiratory Tract Infection

W-Warts

Y Yellow fever ( also available in scarlet)

A   Ah Ah A  Tishoooo.  Lots of it about !! 

C Coronovirus !!    .

E Emphasema - using quote marks and bold type