Lexophilia (or a love of words and their meanings)

brue
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edited July 2018 in Fun & Trivia #1

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went and then it dawned on me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, I just can't put it down.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless

Over to you..…..smilesmilesmile

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  • Unknown
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    edited July 2018 #2
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  • Bakers2
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    edited July 2018 #3

    Spent my last working years helping Noah make honey - in the archives 😉

  • cyberyacht
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    edited July 2018 #4

    I take my hat off to milliners.

  • mickysf
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    edited July 2018 #5

    Flat Earth believers, are they on the level?

  • brue
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    edited July 2018 #6

    When chemists die, they barium.

  • Unknown
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  • Milothedog
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    edited July 2018 #8

    I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous........ 

     

  • brue
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    edited July 2018 #9

    I saw a film about how ships are held together. It was riveting.

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  • mickysf
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    edited July 2018 #12

    Numismatists, they coin it in!

  • mickysf
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    edited July 2018 #13

    Philately needs stamping out.

  • mickysf
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    edited July 2018 #14

    Phillumeny, I can't match that!

  • Spriddler
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    edited July 2018 #15

    It's lazy to use abbreviations in txt mssges etc.

     

    Dyslexia rules, K.O.

  • brue
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    edited July 2018 #16

    I phoned the local Ramblers today and this bloke went on and on....

  • cyberyacht
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    edited July 2018 #17

    An apprentice undertaker is such a dead-end job.

  • mickysf
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    edited July 2018 #18

    Is a wedding just a marriage of convenience?

  • robsail
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    edited July 2018 #19

    I walked with an odd gate...…..

  • cyberyacht
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    edited July 2018 #20

    No lifeguard training means you are thrown in at the deep end.

  • brue
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    edited July 2018 #21

    I'm learning the Hokey Cokey. Not all of it, just the "ins and outs." smile

  • papgeno
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    edited July 2018 #22

    I used to be indecisive now I can't make my mind up.

    I used to be agnostic now I just don't know.

  • robsail
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    edited August 2018 #23

    A pacemaker is that needed for the long run?

  • brue
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    edited August 2018 #24

    I won't be getting a heater for my kayak, I've been told you can't have your kayak and heat it.

  • Wherenext
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    edited August 2018 #25

    Someone called me a "Short Arse" today. Took me awhile to realise as I'm always a little behind.

  • Wherenext
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    edited August 2018 #26

    Read in the paper that our local Cardboard Box Manufacturers had folded today.

  • Wherenext
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    edited August 2018 #27

    Decided to have some fruit so I've pared a pair of Pears and will also have a peach of a Nectarine.

  • redface
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    edited August 2018 #28

    A butterfly fluttered by.

  • robsail
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    edited August 2018 #29

    How many plums does a plum picker pick? is it a plum job?

  • ABM
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    edited August 2018 #30

    An  electric  cycle  always  hertz

  • Jo J
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    edited August 2018 #31

    I wanted to be a high flier .... so I bought a kite 😄

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