I've been unfaithful
And I feel really bad about it. She did everything I asked of her, with a minimal amount of groaning.
She's done nothing wrong, and as adulterers always say, ".............. it was me and not her." It's no excuse, I know, but the spark just wasn't there anymore. I didn't even have the decency to tell her what was going on, though she must have suspected something was up when I took my personal number plate off her.
Mandy is no longer part of my life, and I feel a little guilty about it.
It's all the Caravan Club's fault. I though I was done with 4x4s, but ever since I won that competition with them before Xmas and they loaned us a Nissan 4x4, I've been trawling the pages of Autotrader for something with a little more grunt.
Two weeks ago, herself and I set off on a mission to look at as many 4x4s as we could in South Wales in one day. It soon became apparent that there are a lot of people out there trying to charge a lot of money to sell on heaps of rubbish.
We looked at X Trails, Pathfinders, Rav4s, Outlanders, Freelanders, XC90s as well as Captivas. Herself had had enough and wanted to pack it in for the day, but as we were close I insisted that we take a look at one last 4x4.
In the bitterly cold wind I trudged through the lines of used vehicles for sale, not holding out too much hope after the many disappointments of the day, when she appeared before my eyes as a vision of loveliness.
All highly polished black and a lot of chrome. I was immediately taken. She comes with full leather interior and enough toys to keep Richard Hammond busy for months (and me confused for years). I took her out for a test drive and she'd already got her claws into me.
When most men trade in their women for a new model, they usually go for a slimmer more nimble model. Not me though, I have fallen for a German Shot-putter!!!!!!!
Meet the new lady in my life ............. Miranda.
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oh you are awful but I like you! ..........are you going to let us into your secret of what she looks like?
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oh you are awful but I like you! ..........are you going to let us into your secret of what she looks like?
Write your comments here...I think you'll find the pictures at the top of the page.
Phil
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I think you two will be very happy my wifey has lost me to my ML 270 amg , amazing MPG and towing ability compaired to previous Range Rover .
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Love this tale, it's hilarious
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