I've been unfaithful

scarletsfan
scarletsfan Forum Participant Posts: 292
edited March 2013 in Your stories #1

And I feel really bad about it.  She did everything I asked of her, with a minimal amount of groaning.

She's done nothing wrong, and as adulterers always say, ".............. it was me and not her."  It's no excuse, I know, but the spark just wasn't there anymore.  I didn't even have the decency to tell her what was going on, though she must have suspected something was up when I took my personal number plate off her.

Mandy is no longer part of my life, and I feel a little guilty about it.

It's all the Caravan Club's fault. I though I was done with 4x4s, but ever since I won that competition with them before Xmas and they loaned us a Nissan 4x4, I've been trawling the pages of Autotrader for something with a little more grunt.

Two weeks ago, herself and I set off on a mission to look at as many 4x4s as we could in South Wales in one day.  It soon became apparent that there are a lot of people out there trying to charge a lot of money to sell on heaps of rubbish.

We looked at X Trails, Pathfinders, Rav4s, Outlanders, Freelanders, XC90s as well as Captivas.  Herself had had enough and wanted to pack it in for the day, but as we were close I insisted that we take a look at one last 4x4.

In the bitterly cold wind I trudged through the lines of used vehicles for sale, not holding out too much hope after the many disappointments of the day, when she appeared before my eyes as a vision of loveliness.

All highly polished black and a lot of chrome.  I was immediately taken.  She comes with full leather interior and enough toys to keep Richard Hammond busy for months (and me confused for years).  I took her out for a test drive and she'd already got her claws into me.

When most men trade in their women for a new model, they usually go for a slimmer more nimble model.  Not me though, I have fallen for a German Shot-putter!!!!!!!

Meet the new lady in my life ............. Miranda.

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  • justthetwoofus
    justthetwoofus Forum Participant Posts: 10
    edited March 2013 #2

    oh you are awful but I like you! ..........are you going to let us into  your secret of what she looks like?Sealed

  • FithwheelPhil
    FithwheelPhil Forum Participant Posts: 13
    edited March 2013 #3

    oh you are awful but I like you! ..........are you going to let us into  your secret of what she looks like?Sealed

    Write your comments here...I think you'll find the pictures at the top of the page.

    Phil Undecided

  • fayesnan
    fayesnan Forum Participant Posts: 2
    edited March 2013 #4

    We have done exactly the same, after lifelong lovers of Mitsubishi we have now in our lives a VW Touareg, after two weeks, still pressing buttons to see what they do !!

  • Mike16
    Mike16 Forum Participant Posts: 12
    edited March 2013 #5

    so miranda is the lovley lookin merc at the top of the page you are awfull but i like it ,hope you have many happy holidays with it as a tow car

  • ClubMember9477767CB0
    ClubMember9477767CB0 Forum Participant Posts: 1
    edited April 2013 #6

    I think you two will be very happy my wifey has lost me to my ML 270 amg , amazing MPG and towing ability compaired to previous Range Rover .

  • youngsndaughters
    youngsndaughters Forum Participant Posts: 5
    edited June 2013 #7

    Love this tale, it's hilarious

  • Johnc 26
    Johnc 26 Forum Participant Posts: 49
    edited September 2013 #8

    Mercs are great tuggers(hearts & caravans) and economical.

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