Pitch perfect
This year I am looking for a site where children are not allowed, all dogs are banned there will be no twin axle units or motor caravans and 4x4 also to include suv's, I would also like to have singing and humming kept to moderate levels before 07.00 and after 19.00 hrs and no brevity at any time ,
on booking in at the commandants office a glass of sparkling wine will be handed to me whils his team would locate a suitable pitch and place my unit there and connect all services at this point the no BBQ rule is reiterated along with the rotary lines, then having finished the bottle of wine I will driven in a buggy to our unit, oh one last thing no bedroom attire to worn outside the van at anytime a dress code will apply at all times scruffs will be evicted And sorry no Hobby vans or pickups.👍
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It's not a site in the true sense, only having one pitch available, and you would only get a small motorhome like ours up there. Sadly (or gladly) it's unstaffed as well, so a touch more do it yourself than you might require.....but it is a little piece of paradise!
And will remain our secret.......go find your own!
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Hooker, too late I’m afraid Santa is off duty now. As a back up-try wishing upon a star🌠😊
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You’ll wake up in a minute, Hooker.
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Maybe 60 years ago Hooker you might have seen some of which you desire. That's when the CC was a real Club.
Now that it has morphed into a hard nosed retail business, you have absolutely no chance. - Not even a glass of wine from the Warders.
K
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To dream is to live on😎
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You are doing the right thing keeping it secret, we have two site's that we do not tell anybody about, one is in langdale and one in wasdale both sites only take one van probably best to call a pitch really,but to us they are heaven on earth,one pitch site's are like hens teeth, on the same note I would not recommend a CL either if we liked going there would not want it to become too popular.😎👍
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No never, find my own, if crap don't go back never review a site either.
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Envy😉
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Hi Hooker128
To avoid dissapointment sell the van.
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I do not have a van, mine is a RT "recreational trailer" and will keep looking ,already have two sites that nearly fit the criteria,the only problem I have is using the same site twice😎👍
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