Engery saving suggestions, brought to you by SOB's

PaulatBank
PaulatBank Forum Participant Posts: 11
edited April 2013 in UK Campsites & Touring #1

Our energy supplier has set up a competition looking for suggestions on making energy savings. I came up with the following ideas :-

 Tips on energy savings, brought to you by –

Smart thinking Outside the Box - (SOB)

Identify the source of energy wastage within the household. This will inevitably involve :-

None household bill payers, Unemployed,
T
eenagers, Students – (NUTS)

Identify the household habitat most frequented by NUTS bedrooms, bathrooms, kitchen.

Undertake the following energy saving measures on the targeted NUTS
area of household :-

Reset heating thermostats to 10C or frost stat

Reset shower to 15C and disconnect hot water supply to bath

Replace all light bulbs with maximum 5 watt or candle light and only have one per room.

Remove all fuses from none essential electrical equipment, TV’s, computers, musical equipment, hair dryers etc.

Install none-accessible timed shut off/clock to cookers, microwaves, hobs and ovens – ideally set to two 15 minute periods during daylights hours.

Security lock all food cupboards, fridges and freezers.

 Measures guaranteed to achieve maximum energy and cost savings at a minimum amount of capital expenditure.

 A SOB story for NUTS
energy savings!!!

 ..apparently the suggestion was 529 letters too long and was rejected!!!