My "Gassing" Theory
Now I have read about the latest gassing in the Telegraph so it must be true. Given that we know that it isn't true (due to overwhelming scientific opinion and lack of any actaul evident) why do people think they have been overwhelmed with gas?
This is the story of Hitchglitch and his family's typical caravan holiday to France - about 20 years ago.
Go to work in London Friday morning, chase around frantically making sure all loose ends tidied up. Rush back home. Grab a cuppa, dash around doing last minute packing, hitch up the van, turn the gas off etc. etc. Drive three hours to Dover in the rush hour
to get 10 pm ferry. Arrive Calais and drive for one hour to Aire de Souchez on the Autoroute.
At which point now shattered but totally de-stressed (we are actually there, all in one piece and nobody left behind!) we all pile into bed and sleep like death for eight hours. We are parked next to a busy motorway, lorries and cars stopping and starting
all night. Nobody stirs; total exhaustion. Frankly if 20 football supporters had decided to break in and celebrate we wouldn't have noticed.
Quite simple really, no gas, just heavy sleepers.