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cyberyacht
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edited May 2018 in Fun & Trivia #1

If it's a free country, why am I paying tax?

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  • Unknown
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    edited May 2018 #2
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  • cyberyacht
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    edited May 2018 #3

    If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?

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  • mickysf
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    edited May 2018 #5

    In life audience participation is key! Some more than others!wink

  • ABM
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    edited May 2018 #6

    That's  almost  certainly  due  to  the  "New  Mathematics"  as  used  to  calculate  pension  entitlement  by  the  D W P  !!

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  • ABM
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    edited May 2018 #8

    You're  just  punishing  me  for  my  splitting  of  infinitives  on  every  other  posting  cry

  • cyberyacht
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    edited May 2018 #9

    If music be the food of love, can it be part of a calorie controlled diet?

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  • ABM
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    edited May 2018 #11

    infin           itive  of  course,  you  silly  DeeDee  !!

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  • ABM
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    edited May 2018 #13

    Since  nobody  else  is  biting,  DD,  could  it  be  that,  in  your  haste,  you  have  omitted  to  add  the  letters  BC  **  to  the  numbers  ??

     

    **  Or  to  be  oh  so  terribly  P.C.  should  I  have  put  B C E   as  in  Before  Common  Era  or  some  such  twaddladiddle  !

    { Brian's  spent  tooooo  long  listening  to  the  Question Numpty  on  University  Challenge  embarassed }

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  • ABM
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    edited May 2018 #15

    Oh,  Thank  You  Kindly,  Gentle  Sir  laughingwink

  • marchie1053
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    edited March 2020 #16

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