Alphabetical maladies

Y Yellow Fever

A Athletes foot . (something itchy there !! )

C --  Chicken Pox  -- Yet another outbreak

v-verrucca

F -- Flatulence -- might have been used before, likely to be used again

H Hive's.

j Jaw ache .(rabbit,rabbit,rabbit !!) 

M Malingering .

O -- Overactive thyroid

Q - Quinsy ( Really bad tonsils)

S Sh  Sh  Shivers  !! 

U  Urticaria Rash

W Waistline ,,,(oversize problem !! ) 

Y == Youth-en - asia  { Growing up in the far east!! )

A am....  am...  Bother I forgot it