P Passing Out Episodes.
Q. Quinsy
R Runny Nose.
Stubbed toe
T Throat Infection.
U. Urine infection
V Very Bad Limp.
W. Water on the knee
X/S barking from dogs on next pitch!
Y. Y bring dogs into it?
Z -- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Apnoea
bad breath
C -- CT Finger { A Very Poor Typist }
d. Dark melanoma
E -- Ear Ache ( again )
F. Fistula
G -- General Grumpiness
H. Hangover
I -- Ingrowing Toe Nail { on the other foot now }
J. Joint Pain
k -- Knock Knees
Laryngeal paralysis
M -- Myopia ( Must have been here before but my vision varies somewhat )
Neuralgia
O -- Operation Nerves
O Old ralgia
Groan, groan, groan
P Pneumonia
Queer turn in the old sence as my gran would use!
R -- Raised Blood Pressure