Gallic Ingenuity

cyberyacht
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edited June 2018 in Fun & Trivia #1

In recognition of my perambulations around France, can we all come up with "101 things to do with a stale baguette"

No 1. Sleeping policeman.

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  • Swifty2018
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    edited June 2018 #2

     No 2    Policeman's  truncheon

  • JVB66
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    edited June 2018 #3

    Paint it red stick on your pitch and confuse the site wardens

  • robsail
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    edited June 2018 #4

    No. 4 

    I used 2 to practice my Sword dance, safely!

  • ABM
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    edited June 2018 #5

    5  --  Emergency  awning pole  replacement

  • cyberyacht
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    edited June 2018 #6

    6. Rally flagpole

  • scoutman
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    edited June 2018 #7

    No 7  Mini caber tossing

  • Cartledge
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    edited June 2018 #8

    Break it into bits, put the bits in a big food processor with a blade and make some nice breadcrumbs for your chicken fillets.....

  • Cartledge
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    edited June 2018 #9

    No 9

    Wheel chock.....

  • brue
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    edited June 2018 #10

    As they only last a day, a loofah when it's stale.

  • Cartledge
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    edited June 2018 #11

    No 10

    Emergency  plug for keeping the water in your Aquaroll, when you have lost the cap.....

  • cyberyacht
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    edited June 2018 #12

    11. Pit Prop.

  • Paulsy
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    edited June 2018 #13

    12   Draught Excluder.     

  • Jo J
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    edited June 2018 #14

    13. Baseball or rounders bat 

  • mickysf
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    edited June 2018 #15

    Relay baton 

  • ABM
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    edited June 2018 #16

    Halved  down  its  length  -- pair  of   Skis

  • cyberyacht
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    edited June 2018 #17

    16. Scaffold pole

  • mickysf
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    edited June 2018 #18

    Awning pole 

  • mickysf
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    edited June 2018 #19

    Levelling ramp for sloping pitches.

  • Wherenext
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    edited June 2018 #20

    Content Deleted User due to offensive material.

    (Sorry, fellow camper opposite playing guitar badly)

  • Jo J
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    edited June 2018 #21

    19, magic wand 

  • mickysf
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    edited June 2018 #22

    'Implant' for budgie smugglers.wink

  • cyberyacht
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    edited June 2018 #23

    21. Bowsprit for old style boat.

  • mickysf
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    edited June 2018 #24

    Railway signalling token

  • brue
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    edited June 2018 #25

    Semaphore, if you can't find the flags.

  • Jo J
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    edited June 2018 #26

    24. Kendo ‘sword ‘

  • mickysf
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    edited June 2018 #27

    Rolling Pin

  • Rocky 2 buckets
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    edited June 2018 #28

    26-Hamster play tube(hollowed out)

  • SteveL
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    edited June 2018 #29

    27 Walking stick.

  • SteveL
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    edited June 2018 #30

    28 Chapelure.

  • mickysf
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    edited June 2018 #31

    Flour arrangement 

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