Alphabetical maladies

M   Mood Swings.

O  Oral Surgery.

Q   Quintan Fever.

S   Severed Limb.

 U  Under the weather .

W  --  Water  Works  Worries 

Y  Yellow fever . .

A   Abdomen Cramps.

C   Cough.

E   Ear Discharge.

Grass pollen allergy

I. Ice burn

K  --  Knuckle  cracking

 M Monday morning feeling  !!    .

O. Optical dysfunction