Alphabetical maladies

W. Wonky foot

Y --  Yaws  Contagious  tropical  Disease

A --  Alcoholism

C Chlamydia - some sort of mollusc poisoning, I think

E    Erectile  Dysfunction 

 G   Gut Bacteria.

I Impetigo

K --  Keratosis

M  --  Molluscum  contagiosum  {  Had  to  search  for  That  one  !! }

It's not that gendarme from 'allo, 'allo again is it?

P    Piles.

 R   Ricketts.

T   Tuberculosis.

V.  Vasculitis

X. Xerostomia 

Dry mouth!