S Shingles.
T. Tipsy
U upset tum
V -- Vicar's Neck ( Oh those bloomin' Collars )
W Warts.
X - eczema ( only joking)
Y Yellow Fever
Z Zika virus.
A. Abdominal pain
Bulimia
C Croup.
D Dropsy
E Ear Ache.
F flea bites
G. Grumbling Appendix
H heatstroke
I Impetigo,
used to be treated with dabs of gentian violet, you went to school with lots of big purple spots😱
J Jaundice.
K. Knee Knackered
L -- Light-headedness ( over exertion on my part !! )
M Malaria.
Night Starvation
O. Optic nerve damage
P Piles.
Q Quinsy
R. Rotundity
Sore Feet -- thro walking the N E C
T Tinnitus - must ring a bell with somebody
U -- Unequal leg length -- and I'm not tipsy, honest
V Vestibular Neuronitis (I've had it and it's horrible....!)
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