Senior Males - Recent Findings

EasyT
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edited March 2017 in General Chat #1

The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born.

Statistics just released from Statistics Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, revealing that: North American, Australian, New Zealanders and British men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more), whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.

This has come as very upsetting news to a lot of us at the pub, as none of us had any idea that we were of Japanese descent.

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  • huskydog
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    edited March 2017 #2

    embarassed

  • EasyT
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    edited March 2017 #3

    あなたはどこのニュースにうんざりしていますか？

  • taffyY
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    edited March 2017 #4

    ...And the next batch of statistics will reveal what parts of the world the most liars live in!  laughing

  • Oneputt
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    edited March 2017 #5

    There was me thinking it was medication dependantsurprisedsmile

  • trellis
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    edited March 2017 #6

    What's sexual activity??laughing

  • EasyT
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    edited March 2017 #7

    laughing Dunno. Is it the bit between foreplay and 'is that the time'!!

  • Bakers2
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    edited March 2017 #8

    Given me a giggle. Thanks guys. Can't believe all you read 😉

  • KjellNN
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    edited March 2017 #9

    surprised

    What happens when we reach 80?

  • ABM
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    edited March 2017 #10

    We  can  no  longer  see  to  fill  in  the  questionaires  --  that's  what  happens

  • Pippah45
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    edited March 2017 #11

    And I thought that Japanese were more healthy - or perhaps the statistics are female dependent?  Now perhaps I know why married men live longer than single men.  Thanks for the laugh laughing

  • tombar
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    edited March 2017 #12

    What happens after 80 is that we go deaf and blindtongue-out

  • trellis
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    edited March 2017 #13

    I'm sure I was told in my youth it made you go blind,or was that drinking absinthe,one or the other made my eye's water.laughing

  • papgeno
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    edited March 2017 #14

    What I find with all these stats quoting averages is that someone is always getting my share😩

  • JCB4X4
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    edited March 2017 #15

    That will be me then!! winkcool

  • Cornersteady
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    edited March 2017 #16

    Australian foreplay:

    Brace yourself Sheila

  • ABM
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    edited March 2017 #17

    I  don't  wish  to  know  that  surprised

    Kindly  leave  the  stage  !!yell

  • ABM
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    edited March 2017 #18

    Trellis,

     You  should  have  been  told  that  Absinthe  makes  the  tart  grow  fonder kiss !!

  • allanandjean
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    edited March 2017 #19

    As my dear Dad told me many, many years ago "You are as old as you feel.............and when you stop having a feel you are really old"

  • JCB4X4
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    edited March 2017 #20

    or In the words of the late George Burns

    " You are as old as the woman you feel"

  • Cornersteady
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    edited March 2017 #21

    pursued by a bear?

  • EasyT
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    edited March 2017 #22

    Typical. I post a serious thread and folk run amok wink 

  • ValDa
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    edited March 2017 #23

    My OH says he is 'definitely not Japanese'!  (I retire blushing.............embarassed) ( but with an enigmatic smile)!

  • EasyT
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    edited March 2017 #24

    laughing

  • ABM
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    edited March 2017 #25

    Aye,  but  only  'Stage  Left'  tongue-out

  • trellis
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    edited March 2017 #26

    Oooh  you little teaselaughing.

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