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IanH
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edited August 2016 in General Chat #1

We like to take a break (or two) in an overseas hotel during the darker months. We tend to look at reviews of hotels on Trip Advisor.

You do have to treat them with some caution and we tend to ignore the more extreme reviews, looking more at what the general concensus is.

But one thing that amazes me is the obsession with sun beds!

Not enough of them, not comfortable enough, not new enough........and the biggest topic is - reserving of them!! 

Apparantly people go out early morning, put a towel on them and then sometimes, not use them until later in the day? Such heresy!!

As someone who never goes near a sun bed (why would you want to get out of bed and then lie on one of these?) I see no point. I go on holiday to see the place, not to spend all day in the hotel grounds.

Can anyone explain this strange attraction to sun beds?

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  • huskydog
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    edited August 2016 #2

    Ian, I have given this some thought ,but haven't come up with why people are attracted to sun beds Happy

  • DavidKlyne
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    edited August 2016 #3

    Were they German reviewsWink

    David

  • cyberyacht
    cyberyacht Forum Participant Posts: 10,218
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    edited August 2016 #4

    It's a fallacy, I am reliably informed. It's the Brits who are obsessed by them.

  • Oneputt
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    edited August 2016 #5

    TA treat with a pinch of salt just like some CC reviews.  15 great to above average then Master Windup picks up the keyboard!

  • IanH
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    edited August 2016 #6

    I agree Oneputt, that's why I said that you have to treat them with some caution.

    I'm told that the worst culprits for saving sunbeds these days are the Brits and that they are taking over from the Germans.

    I read one review that moaned about the shape of the building.....because it meant that the sun didn't come onto the pool area until 10:30am and was back in the shade at 17:30........so he only got 7 hours of it! (and at this time of year it must be 30 degrees
    plus). He must look like a lobster!!

    How can anyone stand this and not simply die of boredom (or heat-stroke)?

  • redface
    redface Forum Participant Posts: 1,701
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    edited August 2016 #7

    The attractionof sun beds is that one can guarantee to put on weight. Upsizing for perhaps from 'chubby' to 'Thunder Thighs' and on to 'Lardy A---' whilst looking like an uncooked dumpling all the way up the colour chart to a burnt offering. To make best
    use of them, you do need to eat every meal that the hotel offers whilst taking absolutely no exercise.

  • paul56
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    edited August 2016 #8

    On our last hotel holidaywe had a pick up for a flight at 6 am (ouch!) and was astounded to see people up and about putting towels on beds while we were grabbing a quick buffet breakfast! Riudiculous - perhaps they went back to bed after 'reserving' the
    sunbed!

  • DEBSC
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    edited August 2016 #9

    To be honest it wasn't much better at Hillhead CC site, which we visited recently. We needed to sit by the pool in order to keep an eye on our grandaughters. Quite early on some of the sunbeds had towels spread on them but we didn't see anyone sit on them
    while we were there. 

  • IanH
    IanH Forum Participant Posts: 4,708
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    edited August 2016 #10

    Thanks Redface......that would explain it.

    (no wonder no-one admits to doing it! Wink)

  • Oneputt
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    edited August 2016 #11

    I fully understand your post Ian, I was just recounting my experience.

  • IanH
    IanH Forum Participant Posts: 4,708
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    edited August 2016 #12

    No worries.....

  • Tammygirl
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    edited August 2016 #13

    And that's why we don't go to hotelsWink now our apartment in Lanzarote has a terrace with its own sunbeds, no need to reserve them, but I am guilty
    of putting my sunbed mattress on it complete with towel when I get up in the morning, at some stage during the day I will then lay on said sunbed headphones on book in hand and have a nice nap,. . . . . I mean readEmbarassedLaughing

  • SELL
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    edited August 2016 #14

    On our last hotel holidaywe had a pick up for a flight at 6 am (ouch!) and was astounded to see people up and about putting towels on beds while we were grabbing a quick buffet breakfast! Riudiculous - perhaps they went back to bed after 'reserving' the
    sunbed!

    Write your comments here...We have just got back from Bulgaria and people were putting towels on sunbeds from 6am then going back to their rooms, was fun watching them from the balcony.

  • Oneputt
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    edited August 2016 #15

    Somewhere we went, Bali I think, had a no reserve policy and the pool attendants would remove towels left on unoccupied sun beds after a while.  The Russians weren't impressed and tried to bully the lovely Balinese guys and girls but didn't get far as Aussie
    guys used to intervene! 

  • tombar
    tombar Forum Participant Posts: 408
    edited August 2016 #16

    I remember sunbeds being "reserved" when package holidays first took off back in the 70s.  It was a race between the Brits and Germans.  There was/is an advert where a Brit is doing a rugby tackle and throwing his towel to a sunbed which lands on a sunbed
    completely rolling out for his useCool

  • Metheven
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    edited August 2016 #17

    I remember sunbeds being "reserved" when package holidays first took off back in the 70s.  It was a race between the Brits and Germans.  There was/is an advert where a Brit is doing a rugby tackle and throwing his towel to a sunbed which lands on a sunbed
    completely rolling out for his useCool

    There's <THIS ONE>
    Laughing

  • IanH
    IanH Forum Participant Posts: 4,708
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    edited August 2016 #18

    But WHY does anyone want to spend thei holiday laid on a sun bed? I sleep at night and that's all the lying down I need.

  • tombar
    tombar Forum Participant Posts: 408
    edited August 2016 #19

    I remember sunbeds being "reserved" when package holidays first took off back in the 70s.  It was a race between the Brits and Germans.  There was/is an advert where a Brit is doing a rugby tackle and throwing his towel to a sunbed which lands on a sunbed
    completely rolling out for his useCool

    There's <THIS ONE>
    Laughing

    That's the oneHappy

  • Navigateur
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    edited August 2016 #20

    Topical subject as I am just back from two weeks in constant heat and sunshine.  Girlfriend spends as much time as possible lying in sun (but not asleap I am informed) in order to get a tan.  Dedicated she is, bottles of lotion and sweat dripping to make
    puddles in the sand.  She gets very annoyed that I come back with as good a tan having dodged the sun most of the time.

    The quid pro quo is that the rest of the year we go away in my caravan.  She does look nice with a tan though!

  • eyebrowsb
    eyebrowsb Forum Participant Posts: 554
    edited August 2016 #21

    The Italian coast guard are confiscating items left to secure "prime locations" on some public beaches.  Chairs, umbrellas, towels etc have been confiscated.  Offenders are being fined €200 to get their items back.  Maybe hotels should implement a similar
    policy Wink Laughing

  • redface
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    edited August 2016 #22

    One hotel I was at, had breakfast outside, overlooking the pool, saw a chap sweep up all the towels left on sunbeds and chuck them in the pool.  If it was you - well done!