When I Win ,, ,, ,, ,,

ABM
ABM Forum Participant Posts: 14,578
1000 Comments
edited February 2016 in General Chat #1

When  I  got  home  from  the  town  today  I  found  the  usual  load  of  guff  in  the  letter box  but  one  of  them  was  of  some  interest.  It  was  from  the  local  Hospice  St  Lukes ( Cheshire) ,  and  they  have  a  new  method  for  raising  a  little  cash.  One  of  the  Local  companies  has  arranged  to  provide  a  Brand  new  motor  car  from  their  list,  to  your  colour/accessory  requirements or wishes.  Now  I  need  a  little  help  planning  for  when  I  get  the  motor,  'cos  I  do  intend  to  win  it.  Since  1979  I  have  only  had  Campers  etc  and  need  trhe  help  of  wiser  members to  help  me  select  the  desirable  bits  &  bobs  such  as  Tow  bars  &  hitches,  13  pin  or  2x7 pin  sockets,  Looking  forward  to  getting  the  desired  help  from  all  you  lovely  fellow  members  !!

Brian

Comments

  • ABM
    ABM Forum Participant Posts: 14,578
    1000 Comments
    edited February 2016 #2

    Oh,  so  very  sorry  I  seem  to  have  omitted  to  tell  you  all  which  car  it  is  that  they  are  offering,  and  which  I  do  intend  to  win  !

    Well,  just  so  you  understand  why  I  need  the  help  I  have  requested  The  Car    is  a  BRAND  NEW  BENTLEY  CONTINENTAL  V8  !!

    Seriously  tho'  its  a  national  Charity   Fund  Raiser  covering  loads  of   Hospices  !! 

    Brian

  • Wherenext
    Wherenext Club Member Posts: 10,607 ✭✭✭
    5,000 Likes 1000 Comments Name Dropper
    edited February 2016 #3

    Ah, the conundrum. Whether to have a detachable or fixed towbar. Which would provide the greater caché?

    Brought back memories. 

    No, not owning a Bentley but because St.Luke's used to be a client of mine! They were smashing people when I knew them.

  • Oneputt
    Oneputt Club Member Posts: 9,144 ✭✭✭
    2,500 Likes 1000 Comments
    edited February 2016 #4

    Do you camp all year, if so a heated front screen could be a bonusSurprised

  • cyberyacht
    cyberyacht Forum Participant Posts: 10,218
    1000 Comments
    edited February 2016 #5

    Perhaps some BP shares in view of the amount of fuel it will guzzle.

  • ABM
    ABM Forum Participant Posts: 14,578
    1000 Comments
    edited February 2016 #6

    Do you camp all year, if so a heated front screen could be a bonusSurprised

    Not  Needed,  Oneputt  ==>  the  Vassal  will  have  Micro -- wave  warmed  thermal  mitts  for  that  job

  • tombar
    tombar Forum Participant Posts: 408
    edited February 2016 #7

    Detachable tow-bar.  It won't spoil the line of the car.  And if its a dark blue Bentley, it will go missing off your drive within a week.  That's my car when I win the lotteryHappy

  • ABM
    ABM Forum Participant Posts: 14,578
    1000 Comments
    edited February 2016 #8

    Tongue Out

  • ABM
    ABM Forum Participant Posts: 14,578
    1000 Comments
    edited February 2016 #9

    Detachable tow-bar.  It won't spoil the line of the car.  And if its a dark blue Bentley, it will go missing off your drive within a week.  That's my car when I win the lotteryHappy

    If  anything  untoward  like  that  should  happen,  there  is  likely  to  be  a  totally  detached 
    TOM BAR  Sunshine  Yell

  • redface
    redface Forum Participant Posts: 1,701
    1000 Comments
    edited February 2016 #10

    Why not go for the ultimate luxury - a detachable front towbar as well. That'll get then all talking when you use that on site!

  • ABM
    ABM Forum Participant Posts: 14,578
    1000 Comments
    edited February 2016 #11

    Do  you  mean  I  should  continue  with  my  Autocruise  JAZZ  PVC    And  Tow  the  Bentley  on  an  A-Frame  Surprised  ??  The  Mind 
    Boggles Happy !!!

  • Wherenext
    Wherenext Club Member Posts: 10,607 ✭✭✭
    5,000 Likes 1000 Comments Name Dropper
    edited February 2016 #12

    Does Harrods do hanging fluffy dice? 

  • ABM
    ABM Forum Participant Posts: 14,578
    1000 Comments
    edited February 2016 #13

    FLUFFY  DICE Surprised ??  IN  A  BENTLEY
    ??Yell

    Dammit  all,  I'd  be  hounded  out  of  Cheshire,  never  mind  CREWE 
    Embarassed

  • tombar
    tombar Forum Participant Posts: 408
    edited February 2016 #14

    FLUFFY  DICE Surprised ??  IN  A  BENTLEY
    ??Yell

    Dammit  all,  I'd  be  hounded  out  of  Cheshire,  never  mind  CREWE 
    Embarassed

    Have them dangling from a 22ct gold chain thenHappy

  • ABM
    ABM Forum Participant Posts: 14,578
    1000 Comments
    edited February 2016 #15

    Tongue Out  Bloomin'  Lankys Huh Yell

     

     

     

    CHUCKLE  CHUCKLE,  but  in  the  next  street  of  course  !!

Categories