More disappointment on the way?

Remus
Remus Forum Participant Posts: 132
edited April 2016 in UK Campsites & Touring #1

Since I started caravanning in 1998 I've begun each season spoiling for a fight.  With loins girded for battle against surly wardens, muddy pitches, inconsiderate people with messy dogs or noisy children, and a thousand and one other things set to ruin my
break I tow the van to a site.  Where are all these irritating things that others find with ease?  Baddies seem to be vanishingly rare.  Kind, thoughtful, friendly and helpful folk seem to be the norm.  It's all so utterly depressing.  Maybe I'll have more
"luck" this year.

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  • Oneputt
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    edited April 2016 #2

    Love itHappy

  • cyberyacht
    cyberyacht Forum Participant Posts: 10,218 ✭✭✭
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    edited April 2016 #3

    Don't relax your guard. Stiffen up the sinews, summon up the blood, then lend the eye a fearsome aspect.... For caravanners now abed shall think themselves accursed they were not here and hold their membership cheap while any speaks that pitched with us
    upon the Baltic Wharf.

  • Cornersteady
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    edited April 2016 #4

    Double plus good for CY and Remus

  • Metheven
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    edited April 2016 #5

    You have yet to pitch adjacent to me 'Remus', I'll cheer you up again WinkLaughing

  • ABM
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    edited April 2016 #6

    Sounds  like  yet  another  two  failures  for  You  Know  What  of  the  Year  !

     

     

     

    But  Two  crackin'  great  posts  ==  keep  up  the  Humour  folks  !

  • Cornersteady
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    edited April 2016 #7

    I'll always ready to do battle with those selfish people who stay on past 12 (with warden's permission) but I can never tell who they areSmile

  • PITCHTOCLOSE
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    edited April 2016 #8

    I'll always ready to do battle with those selfish people who stay on past 12 (with warden's permission) but I can never tell who they areCool

    Write your comments here...they are the ones who arrive early as well, furtive sneaky types you cannot miss themHappy

  • Wherenext
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    edited April 2016 #9

    It's alright Remus. I just come across a real prat whose parading in front of the van spouting Shakespeare to all and sundry. I think his name is Henry but don't want to challenge him as he looks a bit fierce and spoiling for a fight.

    Keep looking and I'm sure sooner or later you'll not be disappointed.

     

  • Riba
    Riba Forum Participant Posts: 70
    edited April 2016 #10

    Don't relax your guard. Stiffen up the sinews, summon up the blood, then lend the eye a fearsome aspect.... For caravanners now abed shall think themselves accursed they were not here and hold their membership cheap while any speaks that pitched with us
    upon the Baltic Wharf.

    Write your comments here...cry havoc and release the dogs of war  

    Second thoughts, please keep dogs of war on leads and keep noise to a minimum.

  • Wherenext
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    edited April 2016 #11

    Belated apologies to CY. SurprisedSealed

  • cyberyacht
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    edited April 2016 #12

    Thine forward voice, now, is to speak well of thine friend; thine backward voice is to utter foul speeches and to detract. Tongue Out

  • triky auto
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    edited April 2016 #13

    Thine forward voice, now, is to speak well of thine friend; thine backward voice is to utter foul speeches and to detract. Tongue Out

    Write your comments here...Oooo !! All VERY Will' S .!! 

  • Remus
    Remus Forum Participant Posts: 132
    edited April 2016 #14

    Since it's Bill the Quill's anniversary I thought I'd impart a little known fact about him.  He owned a caravan.  In fact he owned two.  He simply referred to them as A and B.  One weekend he and Anne were planning to stay at a CL but he simply couldn't
    decide which caravan to use.  "Tow B or not tow B" he thought.    I'll, er, get my cape then.

  • cyberyacht
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    edited April 2016 #15

    Out, damn'd spot! out, I say!

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