Fine Art captions

cyberyacht
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edited February 2019 in Fun & Trivia #1

A witty caption for a reasonably well-known painting. See what you lot can do.

The Haywain - ruddy satnav.

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  • cyberyacht
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    edited February 2019 #2

    Come on you lot, have I got to do it all myself.

    The Fighting Temeraire - I thought you refuelled before we left.

  • brue
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    edited February 2019 #3

    When Did You Last See Your Father.....his tea's gone cold.

  • cyberyacht
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    edited February 2019 #4

    Dejeuner sur l'herbe - that's the last time I play strip poker with you lot.

  • brue
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    edited February 2019 #5

    Van Gogh's Sunflowers......cheaper in Lidl

  • cyberyacht
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    edited February 2019 #6

    Rembrandt - The Night Watch - We wouldn't need to do this if they hadn't cut police numbers

  • cyberyacht
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    edited February 2019 #7

    Théodore Géricault - The Raft of the Medusa. It didn't look like this in the P&O brochure.

  • brue
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    edited February 2019 #8

    Michelangelo. The Sistine Chapel, "when I calculated how many rolls of wallpaper I needed I decided to paint it instead." smile

  • cyberyacht
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    edited February 2019 #9

    Delacroix- Liberty Leading the People. I couldn't find my yellow jacket - alright!

  • Busyelf
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    edited May 2019 #10

    Van Gough's Sunflowers - They didn't look that big on the seed packet.

  • cyberyacht
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    edited January 2021 #11

    Anything to get away from the alphabetical lists.

    The Scream Edvard Munch  - Oh no, Lidl have run out of pasta and loo rolls.

  • Wherenext
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    edited January 2021 #12

    Monet's Water Lilies - They're worse than Knotweed this lot.

  • AnnB
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    edited January 2021 #13

    Da Vinci’s Last Supper - No mixing of multiple households please

  • AnnB
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    edited January 2021 #14

    The Bar at the Folies Bergere (Manet - or is it Monet?) - ‘Lager’s  off love’

  • Takethedogalong
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    edited January 2021 #15

    David.....Napoleon Crossing the Alps “....and I’m saying, turn the Sat Nav off...”

     

  • cyberyacht
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    edited January 2021 #16

    Echo & Narcissus - John Waterhouse

    I've dropped my iPhone in.

  • cyberyacht
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    edited February 2021 #17

    Van Gogh self portrait - last time I go to the barber of seville.

  • Wherenext
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    edited February 2021 #18

    Edward Hopper - The Night Hawks.

    I'm turning the lights off otherwise we'll get a fine for being open.

     

     

  • brue
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    edited February 2021 #19

    The Lady of Shalott     John Waterhouse

    That's it, that's shalott...

  • cyberyacht
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    edited February 2021 #20

    Bathers at Asnières - Georges Seurat

    "It's permitted exercise, innit!"

  • Wherenext
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    edited February 2021 #21

    The Laughing Cavalier -  Very Impressive trick from that Spaniel.

  • Wherenext
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    edited February 2021 #22

    The Persistence of Time (Dali) - I was only drying it in the microwave.

  • Rocky 2 buckets
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    edited February 2021 #23

    He also foretold the coming of Helicopters-

  • cyberyacht
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    edited February 2021 #24

    Ophelia - Millais  "Not sure that mindfulness and wild swimming go together"

  • Watendlath
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    edited February 2021 #25

    Botticelli - birth of venus

    When can I go back to my hairdresser?

  • Wherenext
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    edited February 2021 #26

    The Girl with the Pearl Earring - Vermeer

    Why can you never find the other one?

  • Watendlath
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    edited February 2021 #27

    Canaletto -  Arrival of the French Ambassador in Venice

    Before social distancing perchance?

  • cyberyacht
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    edited February 2021 #28

    The Night Watch - Rembrandt

    MAGA - Make Amsterdam great again.

  • Wherenext
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    edited February 2021 #29

    Picasso - Weeping Woman

    Wouldn't you weep to have your portrait turn out like this?

  • Wherenext
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    edited February 2021 #30

    Gainsborough - The Blue Boy

    Young Tourette Syndrome sufferer.

  • Rocky 2 buckets
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    edited February 2021 #31

    Sandro Botticelli-that well known Yorkie👍🏻

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