Transfer Deadline Day
In the light of Gareth Bale's move to Real Madrid for £85 million, Mrs M has decided to try to offload yours truly for "any reasonable offer". (Personally I think she's left it a bit late with the transfer dealine approaching but she seems to think it's worth a try!)
I'm absolutely hopeless at football and DIY but reasonably good at cooking and reversing a caravan.
Any takers ....? 
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