Site advice please!

Rossboy

Hi.

I hope I am not covering old ground here and am posting in the right area. I was looking to buy a static on a small quiet site close to some fishing. I am now thinking of buying a tourer that I can site for a season preferably in Cumbria or North Yorkshire..I
have have looked at lots of sites on line but thought I would come to the people (hopefully) in the know. I would really appreciate any advice / suggestions that members may have. I realise I am probably seeking eutopia!. Thanks for reading this and  thanks
in advance for any help that people may be able to give.