I do not want something else to go possibly wrong

EmilysDad

Are there any good tow cars out there with nothing on them to go wrong? Maybe no remote central locking just incase I'm parked near a radio mast & I can't get in. No heated seats that might short the element & scorch the seat ... and manual too, just incase
the motors fail. No sat-nav ... I can read a map. No CANbus wiring ..... a failure just waiting to happen. How about carbs & a dizzy just incase an ECU or three fails. Do cart springs cope better than coils with the potholes on our roads. Definitely manual
windows, what would happen if an electric version failed half way up/down, I can wind them down instead of having air con fitted

Any suggestions? Admiral perhaps!