How rubbish is your caravan? = )

ianle

Only list bad points and things about it that annoy you.



I'll start:

A grill pan that sits so far away from the flame that toast is actually just warm bread.

 

No floor level mains socket for the variety of electrical appliances that
need one.

A front locker that only opens 90 degrees inducing a hernia when changing the gas bottles.

Locker stays that don't.

Nowhere to put a kitchen bin.

Black out blinds that let in light at the bottom.

 

A sink that will not accept any standard size washing up bowl.

 

A GF that thinks the caravan is connected to the mains water supply and uses more of the stuff than a blue whale. (OK that's not technically the caravans fault)

 

Concertina flexible waste water pipework that actively encourages the trapping of grime and bacteria in the pipes and takes an age to drain.

A non working clock requiring a battery that only NASA can supply. 

OK over to you...